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Post: 451   Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 3:48 am   Reply with quote

Don't you think I care about you?
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Post: 452   Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 10:50 am   Reply with quote

Would you like some nail polish with your lunch?
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Post: 453   Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2015 3:22 am   Reply with quote

Does lunch stand for liberal, unprotected, no holds barred combing of hair?
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Post: 454   Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2015 1:45 pm   Reply with quote

Is every word an acronym nowadays?
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Post: 455   Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2015 3:58 am   Reply with quote

Haven't acronyms become an expected means of courtship?
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Post: 456   Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 12:13 am   Reply with quote

Is courtship an acronym for something that means not courtship?
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Post: 457   Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2015 9:30 am   Reply with quote

Would you want to hear the answer if I told you I just had four hits of nail polish?
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Post: 458   Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2015 3:24 pm   Reply with quote

Is that a nail polish chugging challenge?
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Post: 459   Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2015 5:32 am   Reply with quote

You don't think the general attractiveness of people in this office calls for nail polish?
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Post: 460   Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2015 2:31 pm   Reply with quote

Was it a bad idea to fill all the vents, fans and Air Conditioners with it then?
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Post: 461   Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2015 10:10 am   Reply with quote

Well, do you know your way around an orgy?
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Post: 462   Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2015 4:15 pm   Reply with quote

You weren't here for my lectures?
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Post: 463   Posted: Fri May 22, 2015 7:03 am   Reply with quote

Is it worrisome that I find you less attractive now that I know you're literate?
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Post: 464   Posted: Fri May 22, 2015 4:50 pm   Reply with quote

What if I take this heroine to artificially become less literate?
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Post: 465   Posted: Sat May 23, 2015 6:56 am   Reply with quote

What if I told you that cocaine could give you the same effect, plus a runny nose?
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Post: 466   Posted: Sat May 23, 2015 4:42 pm   Reply with quote

Do some women find that attractive?
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Post: 467   Posted: Sun May 24, 2015 10:23 am   Reply with quote

Is there any illicit drug that won't attract the modern office woman?
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Post: 468   Posted: Sun May 24, 2015 3:37 pm   Reply with quote

Does that mean that the legalization of Marijuana is a huge turn off?
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Post: 469   Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 7:18 am   Reply with quote

Why do you think I'm handing out fliers campaigning for the re-prohibition of all FDA approved substances?
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Post: 470   Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 11:04 pm   Reply with quote

Do you really think we can get H2O banned?
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Post: 471   Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2015 9:17 am   Reply with quote

Don't you think we're making pretty solid progress with the office-wide O2 ban taking effect next Monday.
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Post: 472   Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2015 12:47 pm   Reply with quote

Will that finally satisfy those 'matter is impure" liberals?
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Post: 473   Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 4:47 am   Reply with quote

You don't think they're coming around in this argument after seeing how working in vacuum cubiles caused their productivity to plummet?
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Post: 474   Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 2:11 pm   Reply with quote

Shouldn't they know that if they enjoy themselves too much they can't work properly?
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Post: 475   Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 3:57 am   Reply with quote

Isn't that precisely why we started 'Un-Fun Fridays', to keep those hyper-hedonists in check?
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