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Post: 51   Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 12:55 pm   Reply with quote

My favourite song isn't on Youtube! *gasp*!
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Post: 52   Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:54 pm   Reply with quote

"I have to wear the same shorts TWICE this month"
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Post: 53   Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 5:19 am   Reply with quote

"It may rain this weekend. Damn, I really wanted to take the yacht out for a spin."
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Post: 54   Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 6:31 pm   Reply with quote

"It may rain this weekend. Damn, I'm going to lose my wager on the 40 month drought."
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Post: 55   Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:22 pm   Reply with quote

I can't decide whether to buy stocks or mutual funds! Help!
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Post: 56   Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:25 pm   Reply with quote

I can't decide whether to get gold plated or platinum plated grills. Which one tastes better?
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Post: 57   Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 11:58 am   Reply with quote

I got a headache because I didn't have my morning coffee!
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Post: 58   Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:54 pm   Reply with quote

I can't believe this movie doesn't come out in 3D!
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Post: 59   Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:41 am   Reply with quote

Oh my god, the charger for my brand new 800 GB iPod broke, and now I only have my smaller 60 GB one, which totally only has about four good albums on it. My life officially sucks.
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Post: 60   Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:51 pm   Reply with quote

The local ice cream store doesn't have my favourite flavour!
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Post: 61   Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:18 am   Reply with quote

They only have 75 inch screen TVs at the shop, I wanted at least a 78 one! God damn it, WHY?
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Post: 62   Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:53 pm   Reply with quote

My two Michelin star hotel was built right next to this slum, and on the other side is a beach with coral; uggh.
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Post: 63   Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 11:49 am   Reply with quote

I shelled out for a first-class ticket, and the food was cold!
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Post: 64   Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:24 am   Reply with quote

Nobody has posted in this thread for more than 10 days!
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Post: 65   Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:01 pm   Reply with quote

No one has posted in this thread for more than a month!!
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Post: 66   Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 7:46 pm   Reply with quote

I had to triple post to keep this thread alive.
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Post: 67   Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:31 pm   Reply with quote

We only have three cars in my family and my parents won't pay for another car for me!
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Post: 68   Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:43 pm   Reply with quote

The English language won't allow me to call my problems the zeroth world problems.
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Post: 69   Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:17 pm   Reply with quote

I wanted to get Ringo's autograph at the concert, but all I could get was Paul McCartney's on the front of my shirt! Urgh!
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Post: 70   Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:31 am   Reply with quote

Damn it, why won't this app install on my iPad?
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Post: 71   Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 2:12 pm   Reply with quote

Because it's Apple. Apple is the dictatorship of the operating system world, while Microsoft Windows is Anarchy, Linux is Oligarchy and Android is Monarchy.
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Post: 72   Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 2:39 pm   Reply with quote

What do you mean, "we're out of Diet Coke, we only have Coke Zero"? I want Diet Coke!!!
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Post: 73   Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:48 pm   Reply with quote

Milking my hamster turned out to be too daring of a task so I had to make someone else do it.
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Post: 74   Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:49 pm   Reply with quote

My mom didn't buy the brand of frozen dinners I wanted. I hate my parents!!!!
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Post: 75   Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:50 pm   Reply with quote

Nooooo! The cricket got rained out!
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