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Post: 26   Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:26 am   Reply with quote

I cannot believe you've run out of cheesy crust! This is bogus!
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Post: 27   Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:39 pm   Reply with quote

Why won't Justin Bieber mention me on Twitter?!?! I'm so depressed...
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Post: 28   Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:55 pm   Reply with quote

Why can't you get me my lottery ticket any faster, you stupid cashier!
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Post: 29   Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:34 pm   Reply with quote

There are toast crumbs in the butter dish..
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Post: 30   Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:27 pm   Reply with quote

I had to park 100 more feet from the store than I wanted to!
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Post: 31   Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:36 pm   Reply with quote

I'm sorry, I meant "noob", not "boob". Bloody Auto Correct!
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Post: 32   Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:01 pm   Reply with quote

I had to wait 20 minutes at the doctor's office!
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Post: 33   Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 8:43 pm   Reply with quote

I missed my Tai Chi Class today!
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Post: 34   Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 9:26 pm   Reply with quote

Golf Club was full so I had to sign up for Yacht Club instead!
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Post: 35   Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:31 pm   Reply with quote

Helloooo the toilet paper is supposed to roll over the top. For Pete's sake...
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Post: 36   Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:37 pm   Reply with quote

"But mooom, his polo horse is a stallion, a stallion!!"
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Post: 37   Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 3:36 pm   Reply with quote

I was eating crunchy cereal and couldn't hear the TV.. :'(
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Post: 38   Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 8:16 pm   Reply with quote

My favourite pirating sites shut down.
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Post: 39   Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 6:21 am   Reply with quote

"They ran out of $1,000 tickets for the concert, and I had to make do with the crappy $800 seats!"
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Post: 40   Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 6:04 pm   Reply with quote

Something a classmate of mine actually wrote in a school newspaper article:

What are you supposed to do when you're walking down the street and listening to your iPod, and you see a friend of yours? Do you just wave to them? Do you stop the song you're listening to to talk to them, or do you finish the song first?

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Post: 41   Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 6:10 pm   Reply with quote

"I already have this CD, but they just released a remastered version with bonus tracks, so I'm going to have to buy it again!"

(I have been actually guilty of this one several times).

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Post: 42   Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:55 pm   Reply with quote

I was wearing socks and stepped on the wet floor, now my socks are wet..
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Post: 43   Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:37 pm   Reply with quote

lesgrillon wrote:
I was wearing socks and stepped on the wet floor, now my socks are wet..


saw that on memebase.

Man this AC is really cold. *turns on heater*

Man this heater is really hot. *turns up AC*

Man this AC is making it colder in here *turns up heater*

Man it's too luke warm in here *turns up both AC and heater at the same time*

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Post: 44   Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 8:23 am   Reply with quote

I was shopping for new clothes, and a Justin Bieber song came on the store radio! OMG it was so annoying I almost literally died!
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Post: 45   Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:29 pm   Reply with quote

I ran out of ideas for making up first world problems and now I can't show my face anymore.
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Post: 46   Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 9:32 pm   Reply with quote

Load faster, faster, FASTER!!!
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Post: 47   Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 1:12 am   Reply with quote

Gah, don't tell me I have to sail all the way to India to get some spices to add to this bland Yorkshire pudding!
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Post: 48   Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:17 pm   Reply with quote

They didn't have any Brazilian coffee at Starbucks!
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Post: 49   Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 8:45 am   Reply with quote

"You don't have an iPhone? Get with the times!"
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Post: 50   Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 4:28 pm   Reply with quote

"You think mini-skirts are hot? Puh-lease, all the hot girls are wearing micro-skirts now."
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