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Post: 1   Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 1:23 pm   If You Know What I Mean - at Walmart Reply with quote

We all know this game, so here we go:

Hi, I'm looking for some hardware, if you know what I mean...

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Post: 2   Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 1:25 pm   Reply with quote

All clothing is half off, if you know what I mean.
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Post: 3   Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 1:25 pm   Reply with quote

I want to buy some hot clothes, if you know what I mean.
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Post: 4   Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 1:27 pm   Reply with quote

This aisle has what you want, if you get my drift.
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Post: 5   Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 1:28 pm   Reply with quote

Clean up on aisle five, if you know what I mean.
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Post: 6   Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 1:29 pm   Reply with quote

I'm looking for some wood, if you know what I mean...
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Post: 7   Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 1:34 pm   Reply with quote

Yeah this job just sort of fell right into my lap if you know what I mean.
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Post: 8   Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 3:51 pm   Reply with quote

Let me give you the special greeting, if you catch my drift.
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Post: 9   Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 4:18 pm   Reply with quote

I wanna go to the snack aisle and get something very sweet, if you know what I mean.
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Post: 10   Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 4:35 pm   Reply with quote

These peppers ain't the only thing that's hot here, if you get what I'm sayin'.
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Post: 11   Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 4:52 pm   Reply with quote

I want to see the power tools, if you know what I mean.
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Post: 12   Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 6:17 pm   Reply with quote

I need a nice powerful drill, if you catch my drift.
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Post: 13   Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 6:23 pm   Reply with quote

Let's see if we can hammer that home, if you get my meaning.
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Post: 14   Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 6:47 pm   Reply with quote

Myself, I'm good at screwing, if you know what I mean.
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Post: 15   Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 7:35 pm   Reply with quote

I've got the plug if you have the socket, if you see what I'm getting at.
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Post: 16   Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 8:47 pm   Reply with quote

That screwdriver's pretty long, if you know what I mean...
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Post: 17   Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:45 am   Reply with quote

Who wants to get nailed, if you catch my drift.
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Post: 18   Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 11:43 am   Reply with quote

I'm looking for a sledgehammer, if you know what I mean.
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Post: 19   Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:37 pm   Reply with quote

What size do you need if you know what I am talking about
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Post: 20   Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:51 pm   Reply with quote

I need a bigger size, if you know what I mean.
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Post: 21   Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 2:55 pm   Reply with quote

Ah, the clothes section. Who wants to slip into something more comfortable, if you get my meaning.
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Post: 22   Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:09 pm   Reply with quote

You're gonna need a wider frame for this picture, if you know what I mean...
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Post: 23   Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:38 pm   Reply with quote

Oooh, the liquor section! I want to grab me a Heine, if you know what I mean.
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Post: 24   Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:42 am   Reply with quote

I drank all of the remaining Budweiser beer and had a few shots if you know what I mean.
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Post: 25   Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 1:18 pm   Reply with quote

I need something to screw with, if you know what I mean.
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