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Post: 1   Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 10:09 am   World's Worst place to store money Reply with quote

"My pet pig died, so I hollowed out his body, and I keep my money in there now."
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Post: 2   Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 10:50 am   Reply with quote

*Opens fridge* "Hmmmm. This house is full of lardos. No one will ever look in the crisper!"
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Post: 3   Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 11:01 am   Reply with quote

"I made some money shovelling snow off driveways, so I'll keep the money in a snow bank!"
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Post: 4   Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 11:02 am   Reply with quote

"I've got it. The fireplace."
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Post: 5   Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 11:27 am   Reply with quote

"I know! I'll leave my money in plain view on my car seat while I go into the store."
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Post: 6   Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 11:34 am   Reply with quote

Oh honey, just met this lovely man named Bernie Madoff. He promised to take care of our life savings...
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Post: 7   Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 1:15 pm   Reply with quote

I'll just put it in the mailbox and not put the flag up.
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Post: 8   Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 3:46 pm   Reply with quote

"I put all my money at the bottom of the swimming pool." "Why?" "Well, the experts are always stressing the importance of liquid assets..."
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Post: 9   Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 4:19 pm   Reply with quote

Can we build a barn for the money, sweetie? I wanna swim in it like Scrooge McDuck.
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Post: 10   Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:48 am   Reply with quote

"I'm sure my friend with the severe gambling addiction will look after my money for me."
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Post: 11   Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:52 am   Reply with quote

Your wife.
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Post: 12   Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:39 pm   Reply with quote

Your ass
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Post: 13   Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:04 pm   Reply with quote

"I put all my money into Greek Treasury bonds."
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Post: 14   Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:36 pm   Reply with quote

I put my money with a fat dude's Mcdonalds meal.
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Post: 15   Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:07 pm   Reply with quote

"Oh boy, $50. I think I'll stuff it into my saxophone bell."
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Post: 16   Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 9:28 pm   Reply with quote

Oh! I won a million dollars and they sent it to me by mail! *leaves it in the mail box*
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Post: 17   Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:43 pm   Reply with quote

I wonder if hookers take lottery tickets...
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Post: 18   Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 3:08 pm   Reply with quote

An American bank in the year 2016.
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Post: 19   Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 5:37 pm   Reply with quote

I'll just stuff it in the DVD player. No one will look there.
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Post: 20   Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 7:18 pm   Reply with quote

"If I feed my money to my cats, no one will ever find it!"
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Post: 21   Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:01 pm   Reply with quote

Crumpled in the garbage, under the coffee granules.
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Post: 22   Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:22 pm   Reply with quote

"You see, armpits can have many uses..."
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Post: 23   Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:29 pm   Reply with quote

"Doc, during my operation, I'd like you to find a place for this..."
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Post: 24   Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 9:48 pm   Reply with quote

"I put all my money in the lion's cage at the zoo."
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Post: 25   Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 6:37 pm   Reply with quote

"So it solidifies when you eat it, and I dissolved it in manure!"
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