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Post: 51   Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:12 pm   Reply with quote

Raj: I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.

~BBT

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Post: 52   Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:43 am   Reply with quote

Don't make people into heroes, John. Heroes don't exist, and if they did I wouldn't be one of them.
~BBC's Sherlock Holmes

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Post: 53   Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:55 am   Reply with quote

Here's a classic...

Kel: Who loves orange soda? Kel loves orange soda! Is it true? I do I do I do-ooo!

--Kenan and Kel

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Post: 54   Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:39 pm   Reply with quote

Capt. Spaulding: Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know.

The Marx Brothers' Animal Crackers

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Post: 55   Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:56 pm   Reply with quote

The Missing Link: She's speechless!

B.O.B.: She?

Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: Yes. We are in the prescence of the rare female monster.

B.O.B.: No way! It's a boy; look at his boobies!

The Missing Link: We need to have a talk.

~Monsters vs. Aliens

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Post: 56   Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:28 am   Reply with quote

Also from Animal Crackers:

Spaulding: What do you fellas get an hour?
Ravelli: For playing, we get-a ten dollars an hour.
Spaulding: I see. What do you get for not playing?
Ravelli: Twelve dollars an hour.
Spaulding: Well, clip me off a piece of that.
Ravelli: Now for rehearsing, we make special rate. That's-a fifteen dollars an hour...That's-a for rehearsing.
Spaulding: And what do you get for not rehearsing?
Ravelli: You couldn't afford it. You see, if we don't rehearse, we a-don't play, and if we don't play (he snaps his finger) - that runs into money.
Spaulding: How much would you want to run into an open manhole?
Ravelli: Just-a the cover charge! Ha, ha, ha.
Spaulding: Well, drop in some time.
Ravelli: Sewer.
Spaulding: Well, we cleaned that up pretty well.
Ravelli: Well, let's see how-a we stand.
Spaulding: Flat-footed.
Ravelli: Yesterday, we didn't come. (To Mrs. Rittenhouse) You remember, yesterday we didn't come?
Spaulding: Oh, I remember.
Ravelli: Yes, that's three hundred dollars.
Spaulding: Yesterday, you didn't come, that's three hundred dollars?
Ravelli: Yes, three hundred dollars.
Spaulding: Well, that's reasonable. I can see that alright.
Ravelli: Now today, we did come. That's-a (pause)..
Spaulding: That's a hundred you owe us.
Ravelli: Hey, I bet I'm gonna lose on the deal. Tomorrow we leave. That's worth about (pause)..
Spaulding: A million dollars.

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Post: 57   Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:30 pm   Reply with quote

I've heard it both ways.
~Psych

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Post: 58   Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 8:40 am   Reply with quote

Charles: Listen, great men throughout history have used doubles. Men who needed to stay alive for the greater good of a people, much like yourselves... men like Winston Churchill, uh, Joseph Stalin--

Nathan: AWESOOOOME. I'm Stalin, I call it.

Pickles: I'm Nixon!

Skwisgaar: I WANTS TO BE BILL COSBY! Very Happy

--Metlocalypse

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Post: 59   Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 1:39 pm   Reply with quote

So what if the gravity falls?
I've thought about that.
And?
And we'll all plunge to our deaths. See? I thought about it.
~Doctor Who

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Post: 60   Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 2:31 pm   Reply with quote

Megamind: You can scream all you wish, Miss Ritchi, I'm afraid no one can hear you!... Uh, why isn't she screaming?

Minion: Miss Ritchi, if you don't mind...

~MegaMind

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Post: 61   Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:03 pm   Reply with quote

Nathan: And now, the blackest present for the most brutal of all bass players... [the gift box falls open, empty] ... NOOOOTHING!

--Metalocalypse
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Post: 62   Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:43 pm   Reply with quote

Carl Fredricksen: This is crazy. I finally meet my childhood hero and he's trying to kill us. What a joke.

Dug: Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

~Up

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Post: 63   Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:59 pm   Reply with quote

Bow ties are cool
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Post: 64   Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:11 pm   Reply with quote

Susan: BOB!

Bob: Yeah?

Susan: Help me!!

Bob: Oh, I was just staring at that bird over there.

~Monsters vs. Aliens

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Post: 65   Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:29 pm   Reply with quote

Murderface: I woke up... with a clown's hand... in my pants. That's what I did today.

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Post: 66   Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:46 pm   Reply with quote

First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
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Post: 67   Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:08 am   Reply with quote

Buzz: [into his communicator] Lightyear here.

XR: M-Momma bird, do you copy?

Buzz: XR, is that you?

XR: Eek! Ix-nay on the X-R-ay, Uzz-bay. We're in enemy erritory-tay.

Buzz: This is a restricted alliance comm channel, XR. You don't need code.

XR: Yeah, but it's un-fay.

~BLoSC (im too lazy to type it all out)

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Post: 68   Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 6:54 pm   Reply with quote

This is what I do:

1. I observe everything.

2. From what I observe, I deduce everything.

3. When I've eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how mad it might seem, must be the truth

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Post: 70   Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:35 am   Reply with quote

Ichabod Crane: It is truth, but truth is not always appearance.

[Sleepy Hollow 1999]

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Jovie: Are you sure it had nothing to do with the fact that I was naked in the shower?

Buddy: I didn't know you were naked.

~ Elf Laughing

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Post: 72   Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:16 pm   Reply with quote

Juandisimo: Do you think I'm sexy?
~Fairly Odd Parents.

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Post: 73   Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:34 pm   Reply with quote

Gus: We're seamen! We're seamen!
Shawn: Stop saying that, anyone could be walking by!
Gus:That's what we are though! We're seamen!
~Psych

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Post: 74   Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 4:49 pm   Reply with quote

May the odds be ever in your favor
~The Hunger Games

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Post: 75   Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:10 am   Reply with quote

(Exert from Nacho's song)
I ate some bugs,
I ate some grass,
I used my hand to wipe my -tears

~ Nacho Libre

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