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Post: 426   Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:57 am   Reply with quote

Did expired foods exist in 1950?
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Post: 427   Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:18 pm   Reply with quote

Wasn't the first expiration date printed in the 1700s?
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Post: 428   Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:10 pm   Reply with quote

How do you know that?
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Post: 429   Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:28 pm   Reply with quote

Would you believe I have a sack of prunes dated 6/7/1775 and that no matter where I search I can't find one dated earlier?
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Post: 430   Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 7:35 pm   Reply with quote

How much of your life have you spent trying to find old sacks of prunes?
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Post: 431   Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:23 pm   Reply with quote

Are they still edible?
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Post: 432   Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:38 pm   Reply with quote

Does the fact that I feel the need to put on a gas mask before opening the bag answer your question?
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Post: 433   Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2013 12:16 pm   Reply with quote

Does putting on the mask matter?
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Post: 434   Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2013 1:24 pm   Reply with quote

Wouldn't the maggots add extra protein?
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Post: 435   Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2013 11:52 pm   Reply with quote

Why would maggots have protein?
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Post: 436   Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 8:17 am   Reply with quote

Didn't you study biology at school?
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Post: 437   Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 11:48 pm   Reply with quote

Does biology know where maggots buy their protein bars?
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Post: 438   Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2013 7:57 am   Reply with quote

Isn't it obvious?
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Post: 439   Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2013 1:26 pm   Reply with quote

Do I look like I do biology?
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Post: 440   Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2013 10:50 pm   Reply with quote

Can I just laugh out without replying any question at all?
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Post: 441   Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:13 pm   Reply with quote

Was your laugh combined with that question?
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Post: 442   Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 6:09 pm   Reply with quote

How long until the rescue boat arrives?
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