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lesgrillon
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Post: 1   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:25 pm   Kill The Person Above You Reply with quote

Saw this on another board too. Think of creative ways to kill the poster before you.

Such as:

^ was trampled by pugs.

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Post: 2   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:29 pm   Reply with quote

lesgrillon was eaten by a pack of marauding guinea pigs.
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Post: 3   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:31 pm   Reply with quote

bicyclelegs was pushed off a building by a seagull
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Post: 4   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:32 pm   Reply with quote

KittyCatzMeow was dissolved in a vat of apple cider.
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Post: 5   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:34 pm   Reply with quote

Bike tried to perform open-heart surgery on himself.
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Post: 6   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:54 pm   Reply with quote

Chester got so hungry that she ate herself.
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Post: 7   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 4:06 pm   Reply with quote

Bike was trampled by a stampede of Chihuahuas.
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Post: 8   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 4:11 pm   Reply with quote

Chester was peeled like a banana by a giant gorilla.
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Post: 9   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 4:13 pm   Reply with quote

Bicyclelegs was killed when riding a bicycle and run over by a truck that severed his legs...
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Post: 10   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 4:19 pm   Reply with quote

joyefulsong was shot by the guy in his/her avatar.
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Post: 11   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 4:28 pm   Reply with quote

Bike ate a poisoned four-leaf clover, thinking it'd bring him luck.
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Post: 12   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 5:07 pm   Reply with quote

Chester was struck in the head by an errant baseball.
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Post: 13   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 5:19 pm   Reply with quote

Bicyclelegs was shot today after he messed up in number of words.
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Post: 14   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 5:21 pm   Reply with quote

Sean was bludgeoned to death for being pedantic. Wink
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Post: 15   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 5:28 pm   Reply with quote

Bike offered to be a test subject for a "Will It Blend?" episode.
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Post: 16   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 5:36 pm   Reply with quote

Chester decided to see what would happen if she pulled a sudden U-turn in the middle of a busy freeway.
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Post: 17   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 5:41 pm   Reply with quote

Bicyclelegs got a papercut that became infected.
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Post: 18   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 5:42 pm   Reply with quote

lesgrillon attended a cannibal dinner party, not realising she was the main course.
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Post: 19   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:08 pm   Reply with quote

Bike thought he could survive in Antarctica wearing only a bikini.
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Post: 20   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:09 pm   Reply with quote

Chester choked trying to swallow her sister's cat whole.
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Post: 21   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:41 pm   Reply with quote

Bike went to a grocery store, ate all the free samples, and exploded.
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Post: 22   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:04 pm   Reply with quote

All the Krabby Patties went to Chester's thighs and then she exploded.
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Post: 23   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:05 pm   Reply with quote

CW was run over by a model train.
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Post: 24   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:35 pm   Reply with quote

Chester left on a jet plane, unfortunetaly it was a plane piloted by Stevie Wonder
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Post: 25   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:49 pm   Reply with quote

Magnus D was scalped by a phsycho barber and suffocated with the bib he was wearing.
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