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ChesterfieldSnapdragonMcF
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Post: 2026   Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 5:32 pm   Reply with quote

You receive the left horseshoe from a horse named Headache Relief.

I insert a jar of fried pickles.

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Post: 2027   Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 10:42 am   Reply with quote

You receive a documentary on the Belgian waffle crisis.

I insert an unkempt hairpiece.


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Post: 2028   Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 1:52 pm   Reply with quote

You receive some pants from France in which you can do a dance.

I insert a song about a song about a song.

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Post: 2029   Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 8:05 pm   Reply with quote

You receive a bicycle pedal.

I insert some rum.

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Post: 2030   Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2015 6:55 pm   Reply with quote

You receive an epic poem about fish fins.

I insert a game of tag.

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Post: 2031   Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2015 12:55 am   Reply with quote

You receive 100 episodes of filler for your favourite show.

I insert a drop of mucous covered hope.

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Post: 2032   Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2015 7:35 am   Reply with quote

You receive a compliment on the tie you're wearing, which is weird because you aren't wearing a tie.

I insert a coupon for 50% off your next purchase of beehives.

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Post: 2033   Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 2:59 am   Reply with quote

You receive a straight boomerang.

I insert a kiloton of carefully peeled Wei▀wurst skin.

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Post: 2034   Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 1:25 pm   Reply with quote

You receive a nuclear bomb developed by your former highschool slackers.

I insert a bottle of sodium bicarbonate.

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Post: 2035   Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 4:36 am   Reply with quote

You receive a 4-time All American race sloth.

I insert a gift-wrapped slice of the K-T boundary.

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Post: 2036   Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 3:40 pm   Reply with quote

You receive a bacon statue of Stalin.

I insert the doll you are given in court to point out where you were molested.

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Post: 2037   Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 3:10 am   Reply with quote

You receive a gavel that makes a sneezing sound when used.

I insert a flock of anteaters aroused by the scent of human sweat.

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Post: 2038   Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 9:23 pm   Reply with quote

You receive a stick of pea-flavoured gum.

I insert a beech tree on a beach.

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Post: 2039   Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 10:37 pm   Reply with quote

You receive a bill for four hundred ceiling fan blades.

I insert a healthy eardrum

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Post: 2040   Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 8:07 am   Reply with quote

You receive the 1952 collected NY Times Sunday crosswords in Smurf.

I insert a dual-head toenail clipper.

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Post: 2041   Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 4:08 pm   Reply with quote

You receive ten tons of ice cream and a single ice cream cone.

I insert pear-shaped oranges.

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Post: 2042   Posted: Fri May 15, 2015 7:21 am   Reply with quote

You receive a Hello Kitty crescent wrench set.

I insert a 'Mold your own full body cast' kit.

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Post: 2043   Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:36 pm   Reply with quote

You receive a pink hat made from chewing gum.

I insert the left foot of a racehorse.

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Post: 2044   Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2015 10:46 am   Reply with quote

You receive a coupon for 17 minutes of steady east wind.

I insert a pamphlet on proper shirt folding etiquette.

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