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lesgrillon
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Post: 1   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:13 pm   Vending Machine Reply with quote

I saw this on another board. The first person inserts whatever they want into the vending machine. Then the second person posts what the first person received from the vending machine, followed by what they want to insert, and so on. Like this:

Person1: I insert a cow into the vending machine.

Person2: Person1 received a cucumber.
I insert Colin Mochrie into the vending machine.

The point is to make what you put in and what the person receives as random as possible. Smile I'll start.

I insert a cocker spaniel into the vending machine.

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Post: 2   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:15 pm   Reply with quote

Lesgrillon received a can of nonalcoholic beer.

I insert a pig into the vending machine.

(I hope I'm playing this right)

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Post: 3   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:20 pm   Reply with quote

Yep! Smile

You receive an apple fritter.

I insert a picture of dogs playing poker.

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Post: 4   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:21 pm   Reply with quote

You receive a giant squid.

I insert a Whose Line DVD.

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Post: 5   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:27 pm   Reply with quote

You receive a ball of unidentified hair.

I insert a plastic recorder.

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Post: 6   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:33 pm   Reply with quote

You receive a brand new cell phone.

I insert a pineapple.

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Post: 7   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:35 pm   Reply with quote

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Post: 8   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:55 pm   Reply with quote

You receive a small beaker containing a strange, brown liquid.

I insert a razor blade.

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Post: 9   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 4:30 pm   Reply with quote

You receive an orange computer mouse.

I insert a Barbie doll.

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Post: 10   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 5:10 pm   Reply with quote

You receive a spanking.

I insert a pair of clown shoes.

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Post: 11   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:43 pm   Reply with quote

You receive Ryan Stiles.

I insert a barbie doll too! Just kidding : D I insert a box of diswashing detergent.

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Post: 12   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:45 pm   Reply with quote

You receive the meaning of life.

I insert a pair of sandals.

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Post: 13   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:06 pm   Reply with quote

You get it back. Straighten it out and try putting it back in.

I insert a wad of toenails.

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Post: 14   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 8:46 pm   Reply with quote

You receive a banana bread.

I insert a bowl of cereal.

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Post: 15   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:10 pm   Reply with quote

You get a vicious leprechaun.

I insert a false moustache.

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Post: 16   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:31 pm   Reply with quote

You receive a Rottweiler.

I insert a Christmas tree.

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Post: 17   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:47 pm   Reply with quote

You receive duct tape.

I insert my purse.

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Post: 18   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:48 pm   Reply with quote

You receive a street lamp.

I insert a piece of gum.

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Post: 19   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:14 pm   Reply with quote

You receive a roll of toilet paper.

I insert a calculator.

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Post: 20   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:22 pm   Reply with quote

You receive a PhD in trigonometry.

I insert a guitar pick.

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Post: 21   Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 12:08 am   Reply with quote

You receive a labtop.

I insert cat food.

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Post: 22   Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 1:27 am   Reply with quote

You receive a crossword puzzle.

I insert an oily rag.

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Post: 23   Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 9:58 am   Reply with quote

You receive a Picasso painting.

I insert a pen.

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Post: 24   Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 10:20 am   Reply with quote

You receive strained peaches.

I insert a ball of twine.

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Post: 25   Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 11:28 am   Reply with quote

You receive a library book.

I insert a bag of chips.

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