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Post: 601   Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:23 pm   Reply with quote

Is it the wolverine?
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Post: 602   Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:42 am   Reply with quote

Would you sleep with one?
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Post: 603   Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 11:25 pm   Reply with quote

And give up the chance to feel that fur?
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Post: 604   Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 10:35 am   Reply with quote

What do you suppose it feels like?
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Post: 605   Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:32 pm   Reply with quote

Carpet samples, perhaps?
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Post: 606   Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:07 pm   Reply with quote

Should we try it out?
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Post: 607   Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:09 pm   Reply with quote

Did anyone bring carpet samples with them to the Olympics?
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Post: 608   Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 3:56 pm   Reply with quote

What do you think I've been carrying around in this bag all the time?
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Post: 609   Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 5:22 pm   Reply with quote

Not a bomb?
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Post: 610   Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 5:49 pm   Reply with quote

Do you mean a stink bomb, a cherry bomb, or a hydrogen bomb?
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Post: 611   Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:36 am   Reply with quote

Hydrogen bombs can't be stinky or cherry flavoured?
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Post: 612   Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 10:32 am   Reply with quote

Have you ever tasted a hydrogen bomb?
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Post: 613   Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 10:47 am   Reply with quote

Did you know I was the vice president of the Manhattan Project and we used to eat the leftovers for lunch?
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Post: 614   Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:23 pm   Reply with quote

ChipEstenismyhusband wrote:
Did you know I was the vice president of the Manhattan Project and we used to eat the leftovers for lunch?


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So what did you do when the UN banned the production of the weapons?

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Post: 615   Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 9:56 am   Reply with quote

Would you believe we didn't pay them any mind?
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Post: 616   Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:26 pm   Reply with quote

Wouldn't I rather believe you sent some to their doorstep?
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Post: 617   Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 5:40 pm   Reply with quote

Are the UN at the Olympics?
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Post: 618   Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 2:10 pm   Reply with quote

Is there a way to find out?
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Post: 619   Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 12:55 pm   Reply with quote

Would that baby looking through that big attendance binder know?
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Post: 620   Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 6:14 pm   Reply with quote

Why don't we ask him?
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Post: 621   Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 8:13 am   Reply with quote

Should someone who exclusively subsists on breast milk really be trusted?
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Post: 622   Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 4:24 pm   Reply with quote

Are you saying you don't trust me?
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Post: 623   Posted: Fri May 15, 2015 7:35 am   Reply with quote

Did you know that lactose over-consumption is the no.1 cause behind pathological lying and psychopathy?
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Post: 624   Posted: Fri May 15, 2015 9:22 pm   Reply with quote

But what's the no.1 cause of lactose over-consumption?
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Post: 625   Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 2:25 am   Reply with quote

Could it be excessive pre-competition stretching?
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