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Post: 1   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:12 am   Questions Only - At the Olympics Reply with quote

Which way to today's swimming competition?
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Post: 2   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:51 am   Reply with quote

Can you direct me to the senior citizen water aerobics?
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Post: 3   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:06 pm   Reply with quote

Hmm, is that a new Olympic sport?
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Post: 4   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:09 pm   Reply with quote

How could you not know about it?
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Post: 5   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:22 pm   Reply with quote

Should we all go and watch it together, then?
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Post: 6   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:29 pm   Reply with quote

Do you have your ticket?
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Post: 7   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:05 pm   Reply with quote

Isn't that my ticket?
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Post: 8   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:11 pm   Reply with quote

When does the senior citizen water aerobics start?
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Post: 9   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:11 pm   Reply with quote

Why would I possibly have your ticket?
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Post: 10   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:21 pm   Reply with quote

How did I get to London?
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Post: 11   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:22 pm   Reply with quote

Didn't you take a plane?
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Post: 12   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:28 pm   Reply with quote

Why do I feel like I swam here?
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Post: 13   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:30 pm   Reply with quote

Could it be that you're drenched in sea salt?
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Post: 14   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:31 pm   Reply with quote

Am I?
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Post: 15   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:42 pm   Reply with quote

If you swam all the way here, was it a warm-up for participating in a swimming race, maybe?
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Post: 16   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 4:03 pm   Reply with quote

Do I look like an athlete?
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Post: 17   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 4:04 pm   Reply with quote

I think you should enter a swimming event, don't you think so?
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Post: 18   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 4:05 pm   Reply with quote

Do you think that because I'm Australian?
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Post: 19   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 4:28 pm   Reply with quote

Would it be possible that I think that because you apparently swam all the way here?
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Post: 20   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 5:08 pm   Reply with quote

Wouldn't that mean I've kind of worn myself out so wouldn't swim very fast in the events?
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Post: 21   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:09 pm   Reply with quote

Should we also consider the fact that you've burned all the fat and muscle off your body from that swim?
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Post: 22   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:11 pm   Reply with quote

Can you actually enter random people in Olympic events?
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Post: 23   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:13 pm   Reply with quote

Yeah, don't you have to be selected by your country?
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Post: 24   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:14 pm   Reply with quote

Can you be selected by your neighboring country like I was?
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Post: 25   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:15 pm   Reply with quote

Aren't there rules against that?
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