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Post: 701   Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 7:03 pm   Reply with quote

Zebras are better at not stealing tickets, I've heard.
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Post: 702   Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 10:41 pm   Reply with quote

About time someone did something about these thieving animals.
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Post: 703   Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 7:00 pm   Reply with quote

Bake them into the train cafeteria's food.
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Post: 704   Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 2:55 am   Reply with quote

Crustaceans do make for extra crusty bagel crusts, I have to say.
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Post: 705   Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2015 2:08 pm   Reply with quote

Do we leave the shell on?
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Post: 706   Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 2:16 pm   Reply with quote

Extra crusty crusts require that the shells be left on.
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Post: 707   Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 2:56 am   Reply with quote

Fake crusts can easily be recognized by their pale toe nail consistency.
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Post: 708   Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 1:28 pm   Reply with quote

Granted that they also use a sub-par colouring.
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Post: 709   Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 4:40 am   Reply with quote

Horticulture has brought about delightful crust hue imitations recently, though.
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Post: 710   Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 7:45 pm   Reply with quote

I wonder if future generations will discover the truth hidden behind food colouring lies.
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Post: 711   Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 2:57 am   Reply with quote

Jello will finally be revealed as the master food coloring conspiracy puppeteer.
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Post: 712   Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 9:26 pm   Reply with quote

Katy Perry should sing a song about train food colouring.
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Post: 713   Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 10:33 pm   Reply with quote

Lousy copyright laws will get her sued on account of how many songs about that topic there already are.
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Post: 714   Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 7:56 am   Reply with quote

Michael Jackson will resurrect and finally give us an album on the too often overlooked subject of lousy copyright laws concerning songs on food coloring.

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Post: 715   Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 4:18 pm   Reply with quote

Number 1 hit, that song'll be!
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Post: 716   Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 7:54 pm   Reply with quote

Oh my, I wonder what city we'll pass by in the train next.
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Post: 717   Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 9:00 pm   Reply with quote

Pull up the blinds and we'll see!
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Post: 718   Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 2:30 am   Reply with quote

Questionable use of live rattle snakes, as blind pulleys that is.
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Post: 719   Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 2:48 pm   Reply with quote

Right at home I feel, since I was raised by rattle snake blind pulleys.
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Post: 720   Posted: Fri May 22, 2015 6:40 am   Reply with quote

Stern disciplinarians those snake pulley parents are, I hear.
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Post: 721   Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:34 pm   Reply with quote

The snakes they use are trained to be harmless, or so I heard.
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Post: 722   Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2015 3:17 am   Reply with quote

Up until the great snake pulley rebellion of 1988 that deposed of the previously foreign installed dictatorship, that is.
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Post: 723   Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2015 1:51 am   Reply with quote

Viciousness of snake pulleys spiraled out of control after that, at one point making live leopards to operate train blinds a necessity in train travel.
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What didn't solve the problem was the mutually benficial relationship between the two that they used to secretly extort the passengers.
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Post: 725   Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2015 3:55 am   Reply with quote

Xenomorphs offering free yoga lessons in the trains' back compartments were singlehandedly responsible for keeping passengers' stress levels bearable at all.
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