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Post: 1   Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:48 am   World's Worst Facebook Statuses Reply with quote

As requested, I've started up this World's Worst game again. Our topic is World's Worst Facebook Statuses.

I'll start it off.

(So-and-so)...found out a way to look at porn on the school computers. Yay!

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Post: 2   Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 3:06 pm   Reply with quote

...just had the worst case of diarrhoea imaginable. (Photos attached).
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Post: 3   Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:45 pm   Reply with quote

...likes bicyclelegs photos.
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Post: 4   Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:47 pm   Reply with quote

...has decided to list her fetishes out on paper in order to keep track of them all.
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Post: 5   Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 6:57 pm   Reply with quote

...tattoo the date on my back whenever I clip my toenails. I've gotten 2 tattoos so far!
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Post: 6   Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:34 pm   Reply with quote

...deciding whether to eat horse or pig....
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Post: 7   Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:17 pm   Reply with quote

What is seriously so bad about unhealthy obsessions? Those are the best kind. Infact none of my obsessions are healthy, ordinary, sanitary, humane, moral, or any of that other overrated crap.
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Post: 8   Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 12:16 am   Reply with quote

...has decided to boycott pants.
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Post: 9   Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 12:37 am   Reply with quote

ChesterfieldSnapdragonMcF wrote:
...has decided to boycott pants.


(in comments) Photos! We want photos!!!

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Post: 10   Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 12:47 am   Reply with quote

I just saw my grandma naked..............vomits
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Post: 11   Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 12:40 pm   Reply with quote

DriftyAlison0 wrote:
I just saw my grandma naked..............vomits


Comments: Well me too but I made the best of it if you know what I mean.

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Post: 12   Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:06 pm   Reply with quote

...loves using boiling wax as a substitute for sunscreen.
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Post: 13   Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:34 pm   Reply with quote

I picked my nose and ate my boogers.......it was gross.
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Post: 14   Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:36 pm   Reply with quote

Currently browsing Facebook
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Post: 15   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:35 am   Reply with quote

Just found out I was conceived at a famous American landmark! You all know my parents, right? So who would like to guess WHERE?
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Post: 16   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:42 am   Reply with quote

Stalking my worst enemy.
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Post: 17   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 10:38 am   Reply with quote

I found some roadkill. Anyone have some good recipes?
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Post: 18   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:08 pm   Reply with quote

Okay faking an orgasm just takes too much energy. Next time I'm not even going to bother.
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Post: 19   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:09 pm   Reply with quote

...has red fingernails now. The next kill will be cleaner, hopefully.
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Post: 20   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:02 pm   Reply with quote

Just because I was born there, doesn't mean I'm Scottish, GOSH!
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Post: 21   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:03 pm   Reply with quote

I just bought brocolli, LOL.
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Post: 22   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:41 pm   Reply with quote

If I married my brother, how many of you Facebook friends would come to the wedding?
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Post: 23   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:07 pm   Reply with quote

I will fit my whole fist in my mouth if this post gets 10+ likes.
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Post: 24   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:09 pm   Reply with quote

What's the best way to light your own farts?
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Post: 25   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:33 pm   Reply with quote

cwjakesteel wrote:
I will fit my whole fist in my mouth if this post gets 10+ likes.


Likes. +1
Comments: You can do it! I once fisted myself; it's painless.

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