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Post: 1   Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2013 4:49 pm   SFAH:Bad Things To Say On A First Date Reply with quote

I used to date my mom, but she was a really bad kisser

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Post: 2   Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 4:53 pm   Reply with quote

I have multiple personalities, but they all want to date you!
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Post: 3   Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 8:27 am   Reply with quote

*Rubs date's tummy* Soon this will be ripe with my seed.
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Post: 4   Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:08 pm   Reply with quote

So do you believe in taking it up the ass on the first date?
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Post: 5   Posted: Sun May 04, 2014 4:41 pm   Reply with quote

So do you mind sleeping in my mom's basement where I live?
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Post: 6   Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 5:58 pm   Reply with quote

Oh no, I insist that I sit on your lap for the whole meal.
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Post: 7   Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 5:06 pm   Reply with quote

I hope you like peanut flavored condoms!
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Post: 8   Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 6:54 pm   Reply with quote

I hope your rectum has taste buds!
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Post: 9   Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 7:20 pm   Reply with quote

I like to fart. Do you?
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Post: 10   Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:39 am   Reply with quote

Let's compare breast sizes! Your boobs against my moobs!
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Post: 11   Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 2:18 am   Reply with quote

You're about to have Saturn hover over Uranus
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Post: 12   Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:42 am   Reply with quote

Hey, you want me to show you why they call me the Hitler-Stalin of bedroom spaghetti?
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I didn't know you had breast implants, I though you just stuffed your bra with dead hamsters!
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Post: 14   Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 5:14 pm   Reply with quote

Hey, You want me to show you why they call me the Rock?
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Post: 15   Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 1:05 am   Reply with quote

You've got some nerve sitting at the same table as me...
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