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Post: 1   Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 10:53 pm   Whose Line Quotes Reply with quote

Post any quotes from Whose Line that you find particularly memorable, significant or that stick out to you.

You're not people! You're less than people! You're Network Executives! - Colin

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Post: 2   Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 9:43 pm   Reply with quote

"I don't really like men myself, that I can tell, but my friend Ryan, well, he thinks they're swell!" -My husband
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Chip: He's the farmer's daughter's father.
Drew: In other words, the farmer.
Chip: Do I even get one point?
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Post: 3   Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:52 pm   Reply with quote

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, it's not like the sheep was underage!"
- Colin Mochrie, World's Worst defense attorney.

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Post: 4   Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 2:47 pm   Reply with quote

"My tribute to LaToya." -Greg
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Chip: He's the farmer's daughter's father.
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Post: 5   Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 4:38 am   Reply with quote

"Sorry I got my pants off, it's hard for me to hear!"
Colin Mochrie

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Post: 6   Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 5:29 am   Reply with quote

"Could you get this armchair out of my buttocks?"
-John Sessions, Party Quirks ("a sumo wrestler")

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Post: 7   Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 10:00 am   Reply with quote

Steve Steen ("Think's he's Paul Merton"): I've been listening to your records and none of those words rhyme!
Paul Merton: (laughing) Don't they? Are you tone deaf? Or... he's doing me!
-Party Quirks

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Post: 8   Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 5:21 pm   Reply with quote

"Banking is a subject close to my heart
Me and my current account are never far apart
You go to the manager, on closer inspection,
He's really dishy, he gives me an erection!"
-Tony Slattery, Banking Rap


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Post: 9   Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 8:12 pm   Reply with quote

antster1983 wrote:
"Banking is a subject close to my heart
Me and my current account are never far apart
You go to the manager, on closer inspection,
He's really dishy, he gives me an erection!"
-Tony Slattery, Banking Rap
"The man has the morals of a German Shepherd!" - Mike McShane's response to that, before rapping about a sperm bank.
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Post: 10   Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:23 am   Reply with quote

evildevil97 wrote:
"The man has the morals of a German Shepherd!" - Mike McShane's response to that, before rapping about a sperm bank.


Lee and Clive's reactions were also pretty funny. Wink

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Post: 11   Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 6:40 am   Reply with quote

The Worst Nightmares Hoedown in full (as transcribed by me for the former Wikiquote page):

Stephen Frost:
When I go to sleep, I have nightmares all the time
I have this weird dream, I'm covered in lime
And a giant licks me really, really hard
And by the time he's finished, I've turned to a lump of.. lard.

Brad Sherwood:
I have lots of nightmares, and I try to be brave
I'm covered in Vaseline with my mom in a cave
Then in the morning, I wake up from a chance
And in there in my bed is Colin in my pants!

Colin Mochrie:
Every night I go to sleep, I go to sleep each night
And when I have a horrible dream it gives me quite a fright
I'm at a carnival and the big cotton candy I've won
I eat it, eat it and when I woke up I find my pillow's gone!

Ryan Stiles:
When I go to sleep at night, you know my biggest fear
That walking around the room is some sort of creat-chear... (cracks up)
Can we start over?

When I go to sleep, I'm so afraid of the dark
Then one night, I turned on the lights just for a lark
Aargh! Right before me is a real ugly creat-chear (trying hard not to crack up again)
Then I realised I'm looking in the mirror!

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