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Post: 26   Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 11:42 pm   Reply with quote

How do we solve the current hostage situation in the white house?
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Post: 27   Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 6:23 pm   Reply with quote

As President shouldn't you know?
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Post: 28   Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:37 am   Reply with quote

Can everyone just chill for a minute?
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Post: 29   Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 12:43 pm   Reply with quote

Why haven't you administered a bill to fix the A/C yet?
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Post: 30   Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 12:58 pm   Reply with quote

What is your problem with women working in only their underwear?
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Post: 31   Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 7:31 pm   Reply with quote

Why do all the guys have to be in their underwear too?
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Post: 32   Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 8:59 am   Reply with quote

Aren't you wearing your 'all males are wearing 1950's space suits now' reality-overlay contacts?
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Post: 33   Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 6:50 pm   Reply with quote

Could they have been lost in the mail?
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Post: 34   Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 5:57 am   Reply with quote

Could the hostages have taken the mail hostage?
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Post: 35   Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 10:56 am   Reply with quote

We have a terrorist inception situation?
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Post: 36   Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2015 3:09 am   Reply with quote

Should we strike back during the REM stage?
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Post: 37   Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2015 2:00 pm   Reply with quote

And risk being stuck in the matrix forever?
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Post: 38   Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2015 6:08 am   Reply with quote

But will we ever really know?
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Post: 39   Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 12:55 am   Reply with quote

You can't tell from all the giant robot squids flying around?
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Post: 40   Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:07 am   Reply with quote

Isn't that precisely why each White House staffer has a pet killer whale?
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Post: 41   Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:51 pm   Reply with quote

Aren't those all just interns though?
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Post: 42   Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2015 9:54 am   Reply with quote

Shouldn't this make them even hungrier?
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Post: 43   Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2015 3:31 pm   Reply with quote

Is that why my lunch keeps getting stolen from the fridge?
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Post: 44   Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2015 5:35 am   Reply with quote

You don't have your intern go through a daily dental plaque inspection?
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Post: 45   Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2015 2:32 pm   Reply with quote

Hourly is too much?
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Post: 46   Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2015 10:57 am   Reply with quote

What are you using those mountains of dental plaque for?
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Post: 47   Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2015 2:13 pm   Reply with quote

Inexpensive facial cream?
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Post: 48   Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2015 7:34 pm   Reply with quote

Why are you joking at a time like this?
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Post: 49   Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2015 9:14 pm   Reply with quote

You think my wrinkle-free face is a joke?
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Post: 50   Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2015 10:14 am   Reply with quote

Are you aware that your schoolgirl complexion will attract the giant robot squids?
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