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Post: 1   Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 5:09 am   Questions only:Crisis at the White House Reply with quote

Mr President there's a Crisis?
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Post: 2   Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 8:57 am   Reply with quote

Did you know I misplaced a very important key?
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Post: 3   Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:04 am   Reply with quote

What Key?
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Post: 4   Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 10:21 am   Reply with quote

Don't you know it's the one that opens the Presidential bathroom?
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Post: 5   Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 10:27 am   Reply with quote

do you mean this key?
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Post: 6   Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:15 pm   Reply with quote

Were you using my bathroom?
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Post: 7   Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:22 pm   Reply with quote

Do You know about the crisis?
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Post: 8   Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 8:08 pm   Reply with quote

Shall we declare war on the present crisis?
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Post: 9   Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:37 pm   Reply with quote

Is that necessary?
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Post: 10   Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 10:05 pm   Reply with quote

What's more important than the safety of our nation?
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Post: 11   Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 10:23 pm   Reply with quote

Should we tell the people we put 50% of national taxes to this crisis?
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Post: 12   Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 8:58 am   Reply with quote

What Taxes?
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Post: 13   Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 6:33 pm   Reply with quote

Aren't we taxing the population?
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Post: 14   Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 7:49 pm   Reply with quote

Of?
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Post: 15   Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 3:00 pm   Reply with quote

Don't you know what country you're president of?
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Post: 16   Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 8:21 pm   Reply with quote

How should I know?
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Post: 17   Posted: Sat May 04, 2013 12:48 am   Reply with quote

How did you even get elected?
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Post: 18   Posted: Sat May 04, 2013 2:10 pm   Reply with quote

I got elected?
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Post: 19   Posted: Sat May 04, 2013 2:47 pm   Reply with quote

Are you even a real president?
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Post: 20   Posted: Sun May 05, 2013 1:12 pm   Reply with quote

Does the gun I'm pointing at you answer your question?
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Post: 21   Posted: Mon May 13, 2013 1:29 am   Reply with quote

Should it? Can it talk?
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Post: 22   Posted: Mon May 13, 2013 5:24 pm   Reply with quote

Do you think I would ask you if I already knew the answer?
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Post: 23   Posted: Mon May 13, 2013 7:21 pm   Reply with quote

Why wouldn't I?
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Post: 24   Posted: Mon May 13, 2013 8:35 pm   Reply with quote

Isn't the president supposed to know?
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Post: 25   Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 12:26 am   Reply with quote

You'd think so, wouldn't you?
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