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Post: 1   Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:04 pm   If You Know What I Mean - Post Office Reply with quote

(Not sure how far we can go with this, but we'll see..)


That's a pretty hefty-looking package if you know what I mean.

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Post: 2   Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:58 pm   Reply with quote

I keep it wrapped, if you know what I mean.
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Post: 3   Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:15 pm   Reply with quote

I'd like an overnight delivery, if you know what I mean.
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Post: 4   Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:09 am   Reply with quote

Shipping and handling is extra if you know what I mean.
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Post: 5   Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 4:48 am   Reply with quote

I'd like to lick the back of you all, if you know what I mean.
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Post: 6   Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:50 pm   Reply with quote

I think I need some help applying these stamps, if you know what I mean.
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Post: 7   Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 4:52 pm   Reply with quote

Is any of it still done by hand, if you know what I mean?
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Post: 8   Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 5:52 pm   Reply with quote

You should seal that envelope if you know what I mean.
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Post: 9   Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 7:19 pm   Reply with quote

Come and check out my post mark, if you catch my drift.
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Post: 10   Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 7:57 pm   Reply with quote

I'd like you to handle this package carefully, if you know what I mean.
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Post: 11   Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 9:47 pm   Reply with quote

Wanna come and check out my collection, if you get my meaning?
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Post: 12   Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 6:40 pm   Reply with quote

No one ever cleans up this aisle, if you get what I'm saying.
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Post: 13   Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:54 am   Reply with quote

I'd like to slam all of you down onto an envelope, if you know what I mean.
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Post: 14   Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:17 am   Reply with quote

I'm the biggest philatelist here, if you know what I mean.
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Post: 15   Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 4:42 pm   Reply with quote

I was wondering if you could fill my order if you know what I mean.
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Post: 16   Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 8:00 pm   Reply with quote

Do you want me to use the big stamp, if you catch my drift?
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Post: 17   Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 11:28 am   Reply with quote

I hate licking stinky stamps, if you know what I mean. Umm ... ... yeah.
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Post: 18   Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 6:45 pm   Reply with quote

You want me to frank that if you know what I mean?
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Post: 19   Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:01 pm   Reply with quote

You know the postal industry is setting, I could help it rise, if you know what I'm saying.
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Post: 20   Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 12:10 pm   Reply with quote

As a delivery woman, I've been around the block if you know what I mean.
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Post: 21   Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 6:16 pm   Reply with quote

I'd like to add your stamp to my collection if you know what I'm saying.
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Post: 22   Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:45 am   Reply with quote

My truck's suction pump needs oiling, if you know what I mean.
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Post: 23   Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 12:40 pm   Reply with quote

I sure worked up a sweat from running away from your dog if you know what I mean.
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Post: 24   Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 5:00 am   Reply with quote

Sometimes the mailman just wants to put his letters in a different mailbox if you know what I mean.
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Post: 25   Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 6:53 pm   Reply with quote

I've got two big mail sacks that need handling everyday if you know what I mean.
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