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ChipEstenismyhusband
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Post: 26   Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 6:42 pm   Reply with quote

lesgrillon wrote:
Question on a job application for McDonald's: "You are in the middle of a shift when you notice your coworker, Jim, looks really upset. What do you do?" I don't know why, but I thought that was funny.


Lmao.

@Chester & emirisan: Wow. Surprised

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Post: 27   Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:10 am   Reply with quote

I do most of the weird questioning. But I find it strange that when I tell people I'm Jamaican (not arbitrarily of course) they ask if I have the accent and if I smoke weed, and are surprised at my vocabulary.
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Post: 28   Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 1:15 pm   Reply with quote

Yesterday I was sitting in my seat on the bus, waiting for it to leave, and this guy came on and sat adjacently to me and accidentally bumped my knee, then looked at me and apologized and began talking to me, and asked me where I was from, and so I returned the question, and then he asked me, "Are you Indian?" Surprised I mean, do I look Indian? It was a really random question. He might've been Indian though. He had darker skin. Or maybe he associated the town I said I live in with having a large Indian population, although it doesn't, so I don't know... Like I said my sister once got asked if she was Swedish, even though she has red hair, so maybe asking a girl if they're a certain nationality is a line or something that some guys use. Smile
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Post: 29   Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 3:20 pm   Reply with quote

^ I'm kind of wondering if he meant Native American, or from India.
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Post: 30   Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 9:02 pm   Reply with quote

^Maybe. But either way I don't look anything like either of those.
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Post: 31   Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 11:07 am   Reply with quote

My mom: "Did you register at freebabystuff.com?"

Me: "No..."

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Post: 32   Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:05 pm   Reply with quote

At a party where I wasn't drinking

Drunk friend: So Are you drunk yet?

Me:uhhhh

Drunk Friend: Wait you don't drink anymore.

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Post: 33   Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 1:01 pm   Reply with quote

This morning I was asked if I was over the age of 21. Which made me crack up, because I look like I'm about 13.

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