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Post: 51   Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:16 pm   Reply with quote

"And the Nobel prize goes to ChesterfieldsnapdragonMcFisticuffs for discovering the ever elusive 'batshit crazy' illness."
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Post: 52   Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 5:39 pm   Reply with quote

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I'm prescribing you pills with bad side effects because I don't really like you.

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Post: 53   Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:01 am   Reply with quote

They say I poisoned three of my patients, but I was really only doing the world a favour, you know?
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Post: 54   Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:10 pm   Reply with quote

I'm not real. I'm just one of your delusions.
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Post: 55   Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:30 pm   Reply with quote

*makes ghost noises throughout entire session*
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Post: 56   Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:47 pm   Reply with quote

You either have ADHD or OCD. Which would you like to choose?
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Post: 57   Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:32 pm   Reply with quote

How many fingers am I holding up behind me back?
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Post: 58   Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:40 pm   Reply with quote

Tell me what you see in this inkblot. *holds up an inkblot that looks just like a graphic picture of two people having sex*
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Post: 59   Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:16 pm   Reply with quote

I don't think I can help you, but there's this witches' coven down the street who should be able to do wonders with you.
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Post: 60   Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:59 am   Reply with quote

We are all screwed up to some degree. Except me.
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Post: 61   Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:14 pm   Reply with quote

Tell me again, but this time use your sexy voice...
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Post: 62   Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:50 pm   Reply with quote

You know, you say you want to have a child, but I don't think people like you should reproduce.
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Post: 63   Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:02 pm   Reply with quote

I think you may be suffering from a voodoo curse.
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Post: 64   Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 7:40 am   Reply with quote

No, you'll never go anywhere in life. Why do you ask?
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Post: 65   Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 4:42 pm   Reply with quote

Alright, I finished the lobectomy. The real doctor will be with you shortly.
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Post: 66   Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 6:50 pm   Reply with quote

Let's try an experiment and see how many pills it takes to get you back to normal again.
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Post: 67   Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 8:25 pm   Reply with quote

If you take enough of these you can use yourself as a maraca!
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Post: 68   Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 6:02 pm   Reply with quote

"Hey, do you want a beer?"
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Post: 69   Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 10:09 am   Reply with quote

I'm givin' you some pills. If you overdose on them, you can see some far-out hallucinations, man!
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Post: 70   Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:58 pm   Reply with quote

Now tell me: What do you see in the ink blot diagram of my smoking hot wife?
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Post: 71   Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:30 am   Reply with quote

"I know you're crazy, I've seen your low, low prices!"
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Post: 72   Posted: Sat May 04, 2013 1:11 am   Reply with quote

Ignore the satanic symbols and severed goat's head. I was just making your medicine.
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Post: 73   Posted: Sat May 04, 2013 1:48 pm   Reply with quote

"I'll tell you which strain of marijuana is the best for your anxiety attacks."
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Post: 74   Posted: Mon May 13, 2013 1:25 am   Reply with quote

"Forget ECT, let's try a course of leeches."
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Post: 75   Posted: Fri May 24, 2013 7:55 pm   Reply with quote

"How about this time, I lie on the couch and you ask me questions?"
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