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Post: 501   Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:33 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, now all of Australia's crops fail.

I wish I didn't have to do this essay.

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Post: 502   Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 5:05 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, but you have seven science projects due in a month.

I wish I didn't have to do these essays.

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Post: 503   Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 6:24 pm   Reply with quote

Granted now you have 2 huge exams in 1 week.

I wish I could have shrimp for dinner

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Post: 504   Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 7:51 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, but you will have a major allergy attack from the shrimp.

I wish I could be rich and famous...

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Post: 505   Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:05 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, you are famous for robbing banks.

I wish my iPod would sync.

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Post: 506   Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 3:53 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, now your iPod is now full of Yanni music.

I wish I had a twin brother...

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Post: 507   Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:26 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, he is your Siamese twin.

I wish I could go out to dinner.

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Post: 508   Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 7:09 pm   Reply with quote

Granted but the place is awful.

I wish that I was a good basketball player.

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Post: 509   Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 8:52 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, but you'll break both of your arms the next time you play.

I wish I could go somewhere right now.

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Post: 510   Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 12:53 pm   Reply with quote

Granted but it is school and you have to write a 10 page essay.

I wish I could stop time.

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Post: 511   Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 4:05 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, but doing so is painful and exhausting.

I wish I had my driver's license already.

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Post: 512   Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:38 pm   Reply with quote

Granted but every vehicle that you get in won't start.

I wish I could be on tv.

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Post: 513   Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:59 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, it's an episode of Cops.

I wish I could know everything without studying.

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Post: 514   Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:48 pm   Reply with quote

Granted but you also know about Drew Carey's love life which haunts you for the rest of your life.

I wish I could meet Ryan Stiles in person.

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Post: 515   Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 4:22 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, you meet him when you're rushing through an airport and accidently knock him down.

I wish I didn't have to go to this baby shower on Sunday.

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Post: 516   Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 2:29 pm   Reply with quote

Granted but you went into labor with a baby you didn't know that you were having.

I wish I could graduate from college already.

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Post: 517   Posted: Sat May 04, 2013 12:46 am   Reply with quote

Granted, but your chosen profession is obsolete.

I wish I was prettier.

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Post: 518   Posted: Sat May 04, 2013 2:46 pm   Reply with quote

Granted but your so beautiful you get sick of it.

I wish I could lick my butt like a cat does.

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Post: 519   Posted: Sun May 05, 2013 5:35 am   Reply with quote

Granted, but now you're stuck in that position.

I wish I could speak Japanese

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Post: 520   Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 9:57 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, you can speak it, but you can't understand it.

I wish today had gone differently.

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Post: 521   Posted: Mon May 13, 2013 1:30 am   Reply with quote

Granted. It resulted in your left foot being severed.

I wish I could easily lose 10kg.

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Post: 522   Posted: Mon May 13, 2013 8:38 pm   Reply with quote

Granted but you also easily lose your wallet.

I wish I could change the weather.

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Post: 523   Posted: Tue May 14, 2013 10:21 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, but you can only change it to earth-quaking volcano in a hurricane heatwave.

I wish my Papaya was cold.

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Post: 524   Posted: Sat May 18, 2013 10:26 am   Reply with quote

Granted, but it has several chunks bitten out of it.

I wish I was eighteen.

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Post: 525   Posted: Sat May 18, 2013 10:37 pm   Reply with quote

Granted. You are now an eighteen year old wildebeest.

I wish my car was fixed.

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