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Post: 476   Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:33 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, but it always claws the furniture.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

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Post: 477   Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 10:15 pm   Reply with quote

Granted but now you are awake 24/7.

I wish to be good at hoedowns.

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Post: 478   Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 11:22 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, but every time you sing one, Ryan Stiles gets an electric shock. Razz

I wish it was the beginning of Christmas vacation.

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Post: 479   Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 1:14 am   Reply with quote

Granted. Santa's sleigh explodes above your house and you are crushed by the sack of presents.

I wish it wasn't so humid.

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Post: 480   Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:21 am   Reply with quote

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Granted. Santa's sleigh explodes above your house and you are crushed by the sack of presents.

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Granted, but now it's so dry there's a drought and all the plants die.

I wish my water bottle would automatically refill itself.

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Post: 481   Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 4:57 pm   Reply with quote

Granted. It automatically refills itself with gasoline.

I wish I had two houses, one in the Northern hemisphere and one in the Southern hemisphere, so I never had to experience summer again.

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Post: 482   Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 5:47 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, but neither house has electricity or running water.

I wish I knew the requirements for my English project.

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Post: 483   Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 7:23 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, but now you forget all of your work at school, and you can't go back until tomorrow.

I wish I had some croissants.

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Post: 484   Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:34 pm   Reply with quote

Granted. They're alive, however, and instead of eating them they eat you.

I wish the air conditioner in my living room was working properly.

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Post: 485   Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 4:52 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, but it makes the air smell like garbage.

I wish my mom and brother would get along.

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Post: 486   Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 3:42 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, but they are not going to get along with you.

I wish I lived in America.

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Post: 487   Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 7:51 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, the only room we could find you was a high security prison's outhouse.

I wish I had another week of vacation.

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Post: 488   Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:02 pm   Reply with quote

Granted. Enjoy your vacation in Libya.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

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Post: 489   Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 9:31 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, meet lefty.

I wish it was 3 hours earlier today.

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Post: 490   Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:06 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, but someone stopped the time. You will never have a chance to make it run again.

I wish school didn't exist.

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Post: 491   Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 12:17 am   Reply with quote

Your wish is granted, you illiterate moron.

I wish things were groovy.

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Post: 492   Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 5:02 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, but you're hit in the head with a lava lamp.

I wish I didn't get tongue-tied.

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Post: 493   Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:39 pm   Reply with quote

Granted. Not having a tongue should fix that.

I wish my mid term break was a month long.

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Post: 494   Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:12 pm   Reply with quote

Granted but you get so bored you wish that you never went on break again.

I wish for my homework to disappear.

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Post: 495   Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:40 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, it's disappeared, but it's still due tomorrow.

I wish today had gone differently.

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Post: 496   Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:05 am   Reply with quote

Granted. You just killed a guy, and are now in hiding from the authorities.

I wish for something blue.

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Post: 497   Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:55 am   Reply with quote

Granted, but you accidentally break your blue 3dsxl and you have no money to get another one.

I wish that I could be a cat for a day.

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Post: 498   Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:46 am   Reply with quote

Granted, but you are hairless.

I wish I wasn't sick.

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Post: 499   Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:59 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, permanently losing your hair seemed to cure you.

I wish I had water in the pipe.

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Post: 500   Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:06 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, but the pipes burst.

I wish it was summer.

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