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Post: 1   Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:29 pm   Corrupt a Wish Reply with quote

Be careful what you wish for!

Each poster corrupts the wish of the previous poster, plus adds a wish of their own for the next person to corrupt.

I'll start it off:

I wish I had some chocolate cake.

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Post: 2   Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:48 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, but it will give you food poisoning.

I wish I had had more sleep last night.

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Post: 3   Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 3:06 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, but you slept in so long that you woke up at dinner time and found out you only had 4 hours left before the next day began.

I wish cd's never skipped.

@Chester: Could you maybe start another World's Worst Facebook Status topic (if you weren't already going to) please? That was probably my favorite topic ever.

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Post: 4   Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:35 pm   Reply with quote

(I'm thinking of starting a Worst Facebook Status thread maybe once WTATA is gone, and maybe we can use the WTATA one until then? Just an idea.)

Granted. Now CDs no longer skip, but they've gone obsolete, so you can't ever buy a new CD player.

I wish I weren't so addicted to chocolate.

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Post: 5   Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:41 pm   Reply with quote

Granted. You're addicted to heroin instead.

I wish it would stop raining (it's been raining here for days and it's going to rain all week).

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Post: 6   Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 6:58 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, but there is a terrible drought and the umbrella business goes bankrupt.


I wish I had a time machine.

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Post: 7   Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 8:36 pm   Reply with quote

Granted but now it has had 'technical difficulties' and sends you back 1,000 years.

I wish I could vacation in London.

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Post: 8   Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:36 pm   Reply with quote

Granted. Welcome to London, Ontario!

I wish rent was cheaper.

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Post: 9   Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 1:20 am   Reply with quote

Granted. However, the lower your rent goes, the higher the number of cockroaches living there as well.

I wish I had air conditioning in my computer room.

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Post: 10   Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:48 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, but you no longer have heat. And it's winter.

I wish it wasnt winter.

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Post: 11   Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:06 am   Reply with quote

Granted, but instead where you live it's summer and an awful heat wave heads your way causing dozens to die of heat stroke.

I wish that my laundry would fold itself.

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Post: 12   Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 1:22 pm   Reply with quote

granted but it refuses to be warn by you.

I wish I had a date.

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Post: 13   Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 1:25 pm   Reply with quote

Granted but i have to warn you your date is drew carey

i wish i was a celebrity.

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Post: 14   Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:35 pm   Reply with quote

(lol. Well at least he might make you laugh)

Granted. You are Courtney Love.

I wish sunbathing wasn't bad for you.

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Post: 15   Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:40 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, but now it's extra bad for everyone else.

I wish I had more graphical memory for my Gaming Laptop.

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Post: 16   Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 6:23 pm   Reply with quote

Granted. Now the sound doesn't work.

I wish I could motivate myself to get a bit more exercise.

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Post: 17   Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:17 pm   Reply with quote

Granted. But is a buffet really good motivation?


I wish, I wish, I didn't kill that fish.

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Post: 18   Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:23 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, but you decided becoming a serial killer was more worth your while and now you will do life.

I wish I could have my fan on without it freezing me out.

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Post: 19   Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:01 pm   Reply with quote

Granted; now it doesn't cool at all.

I wish this fly would stop bothering me.

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Post: 20   Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:35 pm   Reply with quote

granted now the bees are bothering you.

I wish that I could drive right now.

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Post: 21   Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:40 pm   Reply with quote

Granted. Gas is $8 a gallon!

I wish science fair didn't exist.

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Post: 22   Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:38 pm   Reply with quote

Granted. Enjoy the religion fair.

I wish I had a Nobel Peace Prize.

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Post: 23   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:35 am   Reply with quote

Granted. Now you are a VERY famous celebrity and have no time to yourself. No matter what you do, someone is always stalking you.

I wish I worked on the set of a TV show as a video editor.

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Post: 24   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:45 am   Reply with quote

Granted, however working such a job robs you of any joy you ever took out of watching any television show.

I wish the things I bought on eBay would turn up sooner.

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Post: 25   Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:39 am   Reply with quote

Granted. All of your things you have now ordered from EBay have been either damaged or destroyed in their package.

I wish that there were some interesting movies playing at the theaters.

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