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Post: 26   Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2015 5:41 am   Reply with quote

Mongolia? That's a real country right? Or was is Narnia?!
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Post: 27   Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2015 2:11 pm   Reply with quote

Now, it's Mongolia. Narnia was the old English name, I think...
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Post: 28   Posted: Sat May 23, 2015 7:19 am   Reply with quote

Old English muffins would be great to cover Mongolia with a diarrhea epidemic.
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Post: 29   Posted: Sat May 23, 2015 4:45 pm   Reply with quote

Put that on my to-do list eons ago and haven't gotten to it yet.
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Post: 30   Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 7:29 am   Reply with quote

Reformation of the White House legal pads' interline spacing we haven't gotten to yet, either.
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Post: 31   Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 11:05 pm   Reply with quote

Too many times have I forgotten to restock on sticky notes after building the weekly presidential sticky note fort!
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Post: 32   Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2015 9:10 am   Reply with quote

Useful to have our own White House origami emergency expert to get us out of jams like that.
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Post: 33   Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2015 12:46 pm   Reply with quote

Very useful to have our own Whtie House jam expert to put us back into those jams when we didn't want to get taken out of them by presumptuous origami emergency experts.
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Post: 34   Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 5:18 am   Reply with quote

Warring White House expert-departments' procrastination armsrace is the most useful antidote against those post-war lulls.
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Post: 35   Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2015 2:13 pm   Reply with quote

Xavier the commander in chief would agree with you since he lost his limbs and vital organs during those post-war lulls.
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Post: 36   Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 4:10 am   Reply with quote

Zangief was the one who won Xavier's organs, out of which he brew a broth that finally cured his receding hairline and allowed him to restore his masculinity.
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Post: 37   Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2015 2:43 pm   Reply with quote

A man like that deserves to be president of the world.
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Post: 38   Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 2:42 am   Reply with quote

'Biceps before brains' has been a proven first commandment in electing a fine leader for centuries.
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Post: 39   Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 8:42 pm   Reply with quote

"Candy can kill" wasn't as popular and became the second one, I hear.
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Post: 40   Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2015 2:05 am   Reply with quote

'Drool on dinosaurs' is the third one, and has been shown to be essential for peaceful co-existence.
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Post: 41   Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2015 2:27 pm   Reply with quote

"Elephants eat elegant" thereby set the status quo for all overweight people.
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Post: 42   Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2015 3:47 am   Reply with quote

'Ferrets in lieu of fathers' has been the go-to solution for all the orphans coming about due to 'Elephants eat elegant'.
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Post: 43   Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2015 3:23 pm   Reply with quote

"Gnomes govern with geomancy" later rewrote all laws to revolve around Feng Shui after the gnomes took power.
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Post: 44   Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2015 5:19 am   Reply with quote

"Hatred against all halflings" instantly became the zeitgeist of all of Asia.
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Post: 45   Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2015 3:01 pm   Reply with quote

"I'm Gay", quickly cut the world population in half and solved global food and housing issues in 30 years.
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Post: 46   Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2015 9:53 am   Reply with quote

'Jizz of Jesus' became the accepted new term for rain, which led to a whole new level of appreciation of precipitation.
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Post: 47   Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2015 4:25 pm   Reply with quote

"KKK is OK" is still pending however...
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Post: 48   Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2015 9:21 am   Reply with quote

'Leprosy at your leisure' had the world economy grind to a complete halt at one point.
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Post: 49   Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2015 8:21 am   Reply with quote

Man, I sure am tired of all those rules and laws..
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Post: 50   Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2015 1:47 pm   Reply with quote

Not like we ever followed them anyway.
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