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Post: 1   Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 7:13 pm   SFAH:Ill Advised Things To Say In Court Reply with quote

Your Honor That Wig Is Really Gay
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Post: 2   Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 12:48 pm   Reply with quote

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"

"Yup."

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Post: 3   Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 1:45 pm   Reply with quote

*pulls out skunk*

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Post: 4   Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:12 pm   Reply with quote

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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Post: 5   Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 6:04 pm   Reply with quote

"How do you plead?"

"Like this, 'oh please please please don't throw me in jail!'"

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Post: 6   Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 1:16 pm   Reply with quote

Your Honor no offense but you're no Judge Judy!
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Post: 7   Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 1:24 am   Reply with quote

"Yea I'm guilty. What you gonna do about it? Huh, punk?"
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Post: 8   Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 5:37 am   Reply with quote

"I got a bigger gavel than that."
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