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Worlds Worst ways to break up with your gf/bf

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Post: 1   Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 9:21 pm   Worlds Worst ways to break up with your gf/bf Reply with quote

Facebook: DriftyAlison0 is now single.
BF: Huh you just said that we were meant to be.

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Post: 2   Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 12:37 am   Reply with quote

*Note taped to raised toilet seat*
Here's to you always leaving the seat up. Do it all you want now because we're over!

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Post: 3   Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 8:19 am   Reply with quote

"Honey, I have something important to tell you. If you could take a look at this Powerpoint presentation, that'd be great."
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Post: 4   Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 2:36 pm   Reply with quote

*Banner attached to blimp floating over city*
"Dave Hanson Westfield Jr. who works at Joe's Retail on 8th Avenue I am breaking up with you because you are a gross, cheating, slob. Sincerely Wanda!"

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Chip: He's the farmer's daughter's father.
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Post: 5   Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 2:40 pm   Reply with quote

*Note taped to the refrigerator*

"Mark, I'm breaking up with you. And we need milk."

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Post: 6   Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 9:40 pm   Reply with quote

Fake doll right next to b/f with a note.

I am through with you. You never have sex with me anymore and now I know why and I told it all on fb. Here is your doll that you will now have sex now since noone will date you now.

Love,
Your ex gf

P.S I posted a pic of a tiny penis and told them it was yours.

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Post: 7   Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 11:17 am   Reply with quote

Murder-Suicide.
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Post: 8   Posted: Sat May 05, 2012 8:16 pm   Reply with quote

GF: Goes to bf's forum and gets this message.

You have been banned from this forum since you are a cheating slut and we are through.

P.S your mom is good in bed.

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Post: 9   Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 5:59 pm   Reply with quote

*dog hands note to boyfriend*

"I'm breaking up with you. I'm keeping the dog."

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Post: 10   Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 5:59 pm   Reply with quote

A message made out of cat and dog poop saying to the bf. WE ARE THROUGH.
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Post: 11   Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 11:36 pm   Reply with quote

A scavenger hunt around the girlfriend's house which leads her to an underground cavern where she gets locked inside. Glowsticks glued to the wall say "You suck".
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Post: 12   Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 4:53 pm   Reply with quote

BF: Hey I think I should see other people.
GF: Don't you mean we?
BF: ugh Ever heard of threesome much??

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Post: 13   Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 5:15 pm   Reply with quote

Send her a love letter addressed to your new girlfriend.
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Post: 14   Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 10:37 pm   Reply with quote

"Now might be a bad time to tell you I just lost the bet to see if I could stay with your ugly self for 2 weeks"
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Post: 15   Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 11:39 pm   Reply with quote

Singing telegram.
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Post: 16   Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 12:00 pm   Reply with quote

Put a lead ring in her dog's food. After it dies, the ring is removed through autopsy and she sees the inscription "This dog is like our relationship" on the ring.
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Post: 17   Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 12:38 pm   Reply with quote

Leave a poem taped to your partner's mirror:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Our relationship stinks
And so do you.

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Post: 18   Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 4:20 pm   Reply with quote

Honey, I'm leaving cause DriftyAlison0 is single now!
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Post: 19   Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 6:00 pm   Reply with quote

Honey, I'm leaving cause DriftyAlison0 needs another!
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Post: 20   Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 1:23 pm   Reply with quote

Honey, I'm leaving cause cwjakesteel made my heart shit its pants
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Post: 21   Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 5:56 pm   Reply with quote

Honey, I'm leaving cause your heart doesn't wear pants.
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Post: 22   Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 8:58 pm   Reply with quote

honey i'm leaving you for your brother
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Post: 23   Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2015 9:54 pm   Reply with quote

Honey, I'm leaving you for your wife.
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Post: 24   Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 7:11 pm   Reply with quote

My imaginary friend thinks we should see other people.
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Post: 25   Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 1:07 am   Reply with quote

Your parents wouldn't want you to go out with someone who killed his girlfriend's parents, would they?
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