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Post: 526   Posted: Fri May 24, 2013 7:54 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, but you lose your car keys.

I wish my water bottle magically refilled itself.

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Post: 527   Posted: Fri May 24, 2013 10:40 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, but it's filled with sewage now.

I wish my glasses weren't so tight.

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Post: 528   Posted: Sat May 25, 2013 11:10 am   Reply with quote

Granted, but now all your other clothes are too tight.

I wish good-tasting foods weren't so fattening.

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Post: 529   Posted: Sat May 25, 2013 2:00 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, but they all cause you to become violently sick.

I wish my stomach would feel better.

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Post: 530   Posted: Sun May 26, 2013 7:46 am   Reply with quote

Granted. Enjoy the throbbing migraine.

I wish I wasn't feeling so grouchy tonight.

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Post: 531   Posted: Sun May 26, 2013 10:01 am   Reply with quote

Granted. You feel great tonight, but you'll be grouchy every other night this month.

I wish my lunch would make itself.

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Post: 532   Posted: Sun May 26, 2013 4:57 pm   Reply with quote

Granted. Hope you like asbestos soufflé.

I wish I could sleep all day.

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Post: 533   Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 7:50 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, but none of your alarm clocks work so you have no control over when you wake up.


I wish my friend hadn't broken his arm.

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Post: 534   Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 10:40 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, he broke your arm instead.

I wish cooking was as quick and easy as microwaving.

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Post: 535   Posted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 5:07 am   Reply with quote

Granted, but everything you cook is hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

I wish I would stop waking up too early.

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Post: 536   Posted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:49 pm   Reply with quote

Granted you sleep so late that you miss the bus and is late to school everyday.

I wish I had a way to get a new 3ds.

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Post: 537   Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 3:21 am   Reply with quote

Granted, the way through an underground tunnel passing through Somalia where you will most certainly be ambushed by underground pirates.

I really wish I had a 3ds.

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Post: 538   Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2013 11:34 pm   Reply with quote

granted but the moment you open it up someone throws some water on it ruining it.

I wish I could fly.

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Post: 539   Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 11:38 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, but you don't know how to land and starve to death.

I wish I could own all the CDs I would like to.

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Post: 540   Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:05 am   Reply with quote

Granted, but you now can't find the time to listen to them all.

I wish I had shoes that didn't have holes in them.

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Post: 541   Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 1:05 am   Reply with quote

Granted, but you can't break them in and they hurt your feet.

I wish I wasn't ill.

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Post: 542   Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 5:43 pm   Reply with quote

Granted, now you are ailing.

I wish my muffin was healthier.

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Post: 543   Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2015 10:57 pm   Reply with quote

My muffin turned into a tree.

I wish I went to bed when I'm sleepy instead of staying up even later.

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