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Post: 26   Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:52 pm   Reply with quote

"'Whale Snot' would be the perfect shade for my rec room."
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Post: 27   Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:43 pm   Reply with quote

"May I recommend that you paint your baby's room in 'Smoker's Lung'?"
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Post: 28   Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:58 pm   Reply with quote

'Intestinal Inspiration' sounds lovely for my kitchen.
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Post: 29   Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:03 am   Reply with quote

"I think that 'effervescent s***stain' would look fantastic in your bathroom."
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Post: 30   Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:35 pm   Reply with quote

"I think this room would look nice painted with 'Bird Crap White'."
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Post: 31   Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:41 pm   Reply with quote

"No, I'm thinking more along the line of 'Squashed Maggot'."
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Post: 32   Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:38 pm   Reply with quote

"That? That's rectal prolapse purple - my favourite colour of lip gloss."
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Post: 33   Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:10 pm   Reply with quote

"'Porn Star's Ass' is a lovely shade, don't you agree?"
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Post: 34   Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 3:28 pm   Reply with quote

"Have you thought of trying 'Fluorescent Brain Tumour'?"
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Post: 35   Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 1:23 am   Reply with quote

Our newest paint is a sort of light pink, we like to call it "Baby's arse".
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Post: 36   Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:40 pm   Reply with quote

"Your nursery will look great in the colour 'Breast-Milk White.' "
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Post: 37   Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:28 am   Reply with quote

What people often do now is, instead of using paint, they just coat their walls in aluminium foil. It gives a nice silver colour to things. Of course, it does blind you if you turn on any lights, so you'll only want to use this paint in places where you, uh, don't ever turn on any lights. It's very nice and decorative though.
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Post: 38   Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:51 pm   Reply with quote

I made this one my self, with only bodily fluids. It's cloudy, but its the scent that sells.
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Post: 39   Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 4:50 pm   Reply with quote

Tired of that old red? Try after-birth blue!
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Post: 40   Posted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 5:17 pm   Reply with quote

I call it "visions of my last colonoscopy".
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Post: 41   Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:14 pm   Reply with quote

Oh come now! Cum stain is the perfect shade for this room!
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Post: 42   Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 6:03 pm   Reply with quote

I dunno. This blue just doesn't scream suffucation you know?
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