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World's Worst: Psychiatrist

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bicyclelegs
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Post: 76   Posted: Sun May 26, 2013 7:43 am   Reply with quote

"I'm not sure antidepressants are going to work for you, I suggest you find yourself a good cocaine dealer."
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Fry: Isn't there anything else you can tell me?
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Fry: That's impossible because my time is worthless!

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Post: 77   Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 6:26 pm   Reply with quote

"You're only depressed because you're a loser."
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Post: 78   Posted: Wed May 29, 2013 4:10 am   Reply with quote

"Which of your multiple personalities should I make this prescription out to?"
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Post: 79   Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 3:39 pm   Reply with quote

"You're bipolar and you feel down right now? Just wait until you feel happy again. It'll happen."
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Post: 80   Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 11:26 pm   Reply with quote

"Shut up, you're starting to get me depressed."
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Fry: That's impossible because my time is worthless!

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Post: 81   Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:37 am   Reply with quote

"Ugh, you're just like the medical cadavers I have to practice on."
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Post: 82   Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 5:45 pm   Reply with quote

"No, I don't have a condom, and you're running out of time."
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